DAMN...Waste of rent if you ask me...

Let's start putting some loot in here...it might attract some patrons.

BARKEEP, get me a Captain Morgan...I'm feeling a bit of the Captain in me today *puts his foot up on a stool and leans forward, pointing at the bartender* ...but none of that cheap TA ripoff booze...just the real deal!



Pharaoh

*Looks around lifting an eyepatch to get a better look*

Geez...not a cheap whore in sight...how DO you stay in business?!?

*takes a sip of rum*

Guess I'll have to bring in a few girls from my harem for a bit...

.........mmm........yeah.......I know they put worms in tequila but cockroaches are a new for me..........

*hesitant about drinking the shot now*

.........so......pharaoh does those pile of dry wall crumbles count as loot?..........

Hell, it wouldn't be such a piratey hang-out if twas clean *laughs*

Our next raid, I think we'll pick us up some nice farmer's daughters ta liven the place up a bit, eh? *flips eyepatch back down, takes a draught and smacks his lips with a contented sigh* Yep...turn this place into a right fine resort...walks over and kicks the jukebox, which begins to play "Magic Carpet Ride" and flips the barkeep a coin, pointing with his thumb back at the jukebox then nodding says "keep the change."

......he says its a dollar twenty-five...........

Bite...okay...I was going to say "me," but bite the coin hose-head. It's gold. Now look at the picture on it...oh...that's right. It looks like me...Oh...*takes the eyepatch off* there...see? I could've bought this place for the tip I just gave you, so get some women in here. The next time I show up, i want stripper poles and lap dances *laughs* ...oh yeah...and better swill...I wouldn't serve thast stuff to my farmer's pigs in their slops. *whispers* we actually use whiskey for that, nut rum...*shrugs putting the eyepatch back on*

.......now he says he's not gonna break it cause he doesn't have enough ones, but he he will see bout getin some wenches he says he can get over a thousand Shorty's after shipping and handling they can arrive next week. Till then ur gonna have to settle for just a picture of one'em.............

LMAO...Now what in the HELL do ya expect me ta do with THAT thing?!?

Let alone a thousand of 'em...and if ya expect I'm gonna be doing anything with that lad, ya'd best be thinking of using it on yerself first...

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.............I'm taking over this dump! and first thing I declare is I install a junk box!!!!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>........................

DAMN! Okay...whoever booked GUNS _N_ Roses for this gig just got a promotion!

What the hell...was that a GIRL outside or a guy dressed up to look like a girl?

Whatever...ROCK ON!!!

...YEAH I there was a slash fan somewhere in here lol.......