Pharaoh's Famous Quotes (This Oughta be Good)

12-12 03:19:55 Alliance [WAR] Circular Message to Your Alliance [WAR]
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Okay...okay *wiping a tear from my eye from laughing so hard* that was eloquently put, but I don;t think I was QUITE so impassioned, though he caught me late and I wasn't on top of my game like I am after a fresh kill...
12-12 03:18:48 Alliance [WAR] Circular Message to Your Alliance [WAR]
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LOL Okay guys...cracked another turtle -- ZERO Defense after two days of bombardment by 5 planets. Farming missions underway. After they hit in a little over an hour and I've sucked all the life juices out of it, (<lmao>...13! farming raids sent to reduce it from 1.2 million to less than 2K in resources...I'll spit it out onto the boards and see how they liked the indigestion of swallowing 200 of MY battleships!

Bend 'em over the rail boys and drop the anchor tied around their feet!

Yaaaarg!

<lol> NO ONE MESSES WITH PHARAOH...and lives to tell about it! I'm going to help you guys dismantle these S.O.B.s brick by freakin brick!

Joe PM'd me yesterday...so far your hits have been on peopel who can't fight back.

My response: The low hanging fruit is always the sweetest...your day will come after we've hacked through the chaff. It would be irresponsible to leave fresh troops at our back...even young, unblooded ones such as these...

When we do meet, we'll be wearing the blood of your inactives and n00bs into battle as war paint and our war cries will strike fear in your heart and loosen your bowels, for there will be no mercy...

<rotflmao>

..........And now more from Vault of Pharaoh's wisdom I present Pharaoh's thoughts about Farms.......

Response to warning to send a escort w/ the convoy bc the planet had 24 rocket launchers 5/11

?!?Defense? U gotta b kidding me. This is like picking a fight with a retarded child that is blidfolded...right after it's been given the final cigarette before an execution. It has absolutely no idea what is about to hit it.

I'm about to instill a fear of the darkness on this player...have a medic stand by waiting to treat for PTSD (post traumatic stress disorder). I almost feel bad about it...

Pharaoh

Correct me if i'm wrong:
haven't we done WAY more damage to then then they've done to us?
(27m damage hit in 30 mins)

Yeah we have and OMG 'Toshi...you had me laughing my ass off. I didn't even remember saying that!!!

All you need to do is look at the CR thread for the war...that and the ones Gentlemen posted in the wrong area <lol> He had some of the biggest hits of the war.

.........and now more from the great vault of Pharaoh's wisdom...........

10-27 01:59:05 Alliance [WAR] Circular Message to Your Alliance [WAR] Pharaoh informs you:

LMAO - this could so be me!

........and now more from the great vault of Pharaoh's wisdom...........

pharaoh's thoughts about the rules of war

12-17 04:51:11 Alliance [WAR] Circular Message to Your Alliance [WAR] Pharaoh informs you:
There are rules to war? <lol>